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What
is a fast tricycle?
A tot rod. |
What
is a fat hippie?
A hippo. |
What
is a frightened skin diver?
Chicken of the Sea. |
What
is a ghoul's favourite food?
Goulash. |
What
is a haunted wigwam?
A creepy teepee. |
What
is a piece of pie in Italian?
A pizza pie. |
What
is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain. |
What
is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, slurp?
Someone eating alphabet soup. |
What
is free speech?
When you can use someone else's telephone.
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What
is green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles. |
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