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What
is long and thin and goes, "Hith, Hith?"
A snake with a lisp. |
What
is on a ghost's bicycle wheels?
Spooks (spokes). |
What
is purple and goes "hmmm?"
An electric grape. |
What
is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off |
What
is the best way to pitch a tent?
It depends-sometimes overhand and sometimes underhand. |
What
is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance. |
What
is the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth. |
What
is the difference between Uncle Sam, a rooster, and an old maid
who wants to get married?
Uncle Sam says "Yankee Doodle Do," the rooster says
"Cock-a-doodle-do, " and the old maid says "Any
dude'll do!" |
What
is white outside, green inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich. |
What
is yellow, smooth and very dangerous?
Shark-infested custard. |
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