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Why
did the boy's mother knit him three socks for Christmas?
Because he grew another foot. |
Why
did the elephant lie in the middle of the road?
To trip the ants. |
Why
did the ghost kid measure himself against the wall?
Because he wanted to know if he gruesome (grew some). |
Why
did the projector blush?
It saw. the filmstrip. |
Why
did the traffic light turn red?
So would you if you had to change in front of all those people. |
Why
do dragons sleep during the day?
So that they can fight knights (nights). |
Why
is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man. |
Why
is a grouchy kindergarten teacher like a collection of old car
parts?
She's a crank surrounded by a bunch of little nuts. |
Why
is an elephant gray, large, and wrinkled?
Because if he were small, white, and round, he would be an aspirin. |
Why
should you stay calm when you meet a cannibal?
You don't want to get into a stew. |
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