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Why
is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters. |
Why
isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed. |
Why
shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying. |
Why
was the boy's suit rusty?
It was guaranteed to wear like iron. |
Why
was the girl named Sugar?
Because she was so refined. |
Why
was the horse all charged up?
Because it ate haywire. |
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