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What
did the electric plug say to the wall?
"Socket to me!" |
What
did the girl watch say to the boy watch?
"Keep your hands to yourself" |
What
do you call a greasy chicken?
A slick chick. |
What
do you draw without a pencil or paper?
A window shade. |
What
do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?
A giggle puss. |
What
do you get if you feed a lemon to your cat?
A sourpuss. |
What
fish is a bargain?
A sailfish (sale fish). |
What
fly has laryngitis?
A horsefly (hoarse fly). |
What
food are you able to can?
Cannibal (can able) food. |
What
food is good for the brain?
Noodle soup. |
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