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Where
do baby trees go to school?
To a tree nursery. |
Where
do they put crying children?
In a bawl (ball) park. |
Where
was Solomon's temple?
On his head. |
Which
end of a bus is it best to get off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop. |
Who
has friends for lunch?
A cannibal. |
Why
are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you have to change them. |
Why
are most cows noisy?
Because they have horns. |
Why
are pants always too short?
Two feet are always sticking out. |
Why
are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds. |
Why
did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a Robin. |
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