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What
has fifty legs but can't walk?
Half a centipede. |
What
is a drill sergeant?
An army dentist. |
What
is a sick crocodile?
An alligator. |
What
is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body. |
What
is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you. |
What
is the best way to cure acid indigestion?
Stop drinking acid. |
What
is the best way to lose weight?
Learn to play the piano, and you can pound away all you want. |
What
is the difference between a boxer and a man with a cold?
A boxer knows his blows, a man with a cold blows his nose. |
What
is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose. |
What
is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard to get down. |
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