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Health, & Medical Riddles |
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What
is the difference between a person asleep and a person awake?
With some people it's hard to tell the difference. |
What
is the famous last word in surgery?
"Ouch!" |
What
is the healthiest kind of water?
Well water. |
What
is the perfect cure for dandruff?
Baldness. |
What
is worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat. |
What
is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A turtle with claustrophobia. |
What
is worse than a turtle with claustrophobia?
An elephant with hay fever. |
What
kind of animal needs oiling?
A mouse. It squeaks. |
What
kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or
leg?
A newscast. |
What
means of transportation gives people colds?
A choo-choo train. |
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