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Why
is a fishing hook like the measles?
Because it's catching. |
Why
is a horse with a sore throat twice as sick as any other animal?
Because he is then a hoarse horse. |
Why
is a pony like a person with a sore throat?
Because they are both a little hoarse (horse). |
Why
is an eye doctor like a teacher?
They both test the pupils. |
Why
is Congress like a cold?
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the
no's (nose). |
Why
shouldn't you make jokes about a fat person?
Because it's not nice to poke fun at someone else's expanse
(expense). |
Why
was the chicken sick?
It had people pox. |
You
never catch cold going up in an elevator. True or false?
True. You come down with a cold, never up. |
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