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Why is a fishing hook like the measles?
Because it's catching.
Why is a horse with a sore throat twice as sick as any other animal?
Because he is then a hoarse horse.
Why is a pony like a person with a sore throat?
Because they are both a little hoarse (horse).
Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
They both test the pupils.
Why is Congress like a cold?
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Why shouldn't you make jokes about a fat person?
Because it's not nice to poke fun at someone else's expanse (expense).
Why was the chicken sick?
It had people pox.
You never catch cold going up in an elevator. True or false?
True. You come down with a cold, never up.
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