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Why
is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like
a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes
a half back. |
Why
shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the
swimming pool?
Because they are all wet. |
Why
shouldn't you tell a joke while you are ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up. |
Why
was Adam known to be a good runner?
He was the first in the human race. |
Why
was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball. |
Why
was the mummy sent into the game as a pinchhitter?
With a mummy at bat, the game would be all wrapped up. |
Why
was the skeleton a coward?
Because he had no guts. |
Why
wasn't the elephant allowed on the aeroplane?
Because his trunk was too big to fit under the seat. |
Why
were the elephants the last animals to leave the ark?
They had to pack their trunks. |
Women
don't have it and don't want it. Men get it, think it's a good
thing but they often try to get rid of it. What is it?
A beard. |
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