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What
do ants use for hula hoops?
Cheerios. |
What
do you get if your sheep studies karate?
A lamb chop. |
What
dog has money?
A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents). |
What
drives a baseball batter crazy?
A pitcher who throws screwballs. |
What
famous prize do cats win?
The A-cat-emy (Academy) Award. |
What
game can be dangerous to your mental health?
Marbles, if you lose them. |
What
game do girls dislike?
Soccer (sock her). |
What
goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg. |
What
happened to the sardine when it didn't show up for work?
It was canned. |
What
happens to old horses?
They become nags. |
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