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What
is the best way to win a race?
Run faster than anybody else. |
What
is the difference between an ice cream cone and a bully?
You lick one, the other licks you. |
What
is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?
"Your ghostliness. " |
What
kind of bell doesn't ring?
A dumbbell. |
What
kind of dog hangs around bowling alleys?
A setter. |
What
kind of insect likes to bowl?
A boll weevil. |
What
kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.
A going-away party. |
What
kind of policeman dresses poorly?
A plain clothesman. |
What
kind of sandwich speaks for itself?
A tongue sandwich. |
What
kind of skates wear out quickly?
Cheapskates (cheap skates). |
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