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Why
did they throw the elephants out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up. |
Why
didn't horses like Theodore Roosevelt?
Because he was a rough rider. |
Why
do ducks look so sad?
When they preen their feathers, they get down in the mouth. |
Why
do good bowlers play so slowly?
Because they have time to spare. |
Why
do skeletons drink a lot of milk?
Because it is good for the bones. |
Why
do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed. |
Why
do you run faster when you have a cold?
You have a racing pulse and a running nose. |
Why
don't sheep have much money?
Because they're always getting fleeced. |
Why
is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?
Because both are beaten. |
Why
is an airline pilot like a football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns. |
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