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Why do windows squeak when you open them?
Because they have panes (pains).
Why does a lion kneel before it springs?
Because it is preying (praying).
Why doesn't Sweden export cattle?
Because she wants to keep her Stockholm (stock home).
Why is a barefoot boy like an Eskimo?
The barefoot boy wears no shoes and the Eskimo wears snowshoes.
Why is a mouse like hay?
Because the cat'll (cattle) eat it.
Why is a pig's tail like S A.M.?
They are both twirly (too early).
Why is a shirt with 8 buttons so interesting?
Because you fascinate (fasten 8) .
Why is an inexpensive dog a bad watchdog?
Because a bargain (barkin') dog does not bite.
Why is Ireland so rich?
Because its capital is always Dublin (doublin').
Why was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time it wanted something, its mother would say, "Neigh."
Why was the Lone Ranger poor?
Because he was always saying, "I owe (heigh-ho) Silver!"
Why is Saturday night important to Julius's girl friend?
That's when Julius Caesar (sees her).
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