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When
is a green book not a green book?
When it is read (red). |
When
is a grown man still a child?
When he is a miner (minor). |
When
is a letter damp?
When it has postage due (dew). |
When
is a well-dressed lion like a weed?
When he's a dandelion (dandy lion). |
When
is it difficult to get your watch off your wrist?
When it's ticking (sticking) there. |
When
someone comes to your door, what is the polite thing to do?
Vitamin (invite him |
Where
did the rancher take the sheep?
To the bah-bah (barber) shop. |
Where
do pencils come from?
From Pennsylvania. |
Where
do you end up if you smoke too much?
Coffin (coughin'). |
Where
do you put letters to boys?
In a mail (male) box. |
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