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What
did the delicatessen sell after it burned down?
Smoked meats. |
What
did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
"Help! My pocket's been picked." |
What
did the leopard say when he swallowed the man?
"That hit the spot!" |
What
did the paintbrush say to the floor?
"One more word and I'll shellac you!" |
What
did the picture say to the wall?
"I've been framed. " |
What
did the rug say to the floor?
"I've got you covered." |
What
diploma do criminals get?
The third degree. |
What
do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?
A submarine. |
What
do you call a worn-out rifle?
A shotgun (shot gun). |
What
ghost haunted the King of England in 18th century?
The Spirit of '76. |
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