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What
is big and white and is found in Florida?
A lost polar bear. |
What
is in the army and is corny?
A colonel (kernel). |
What
is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple. |
What
kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits. |
What
kind of Indians does Dracula like?
Full-blooded ones. |
What
kind of puzzle makes people angry?
A crossword puzzle. |
What
kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery. |
What
kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?
A soldier who is always shooting his mouth off: |
What
kind of spy hangs around department stores?
A counterspy. |
What
letter should you avoid?
The letter A because it makes men mean. |
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