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Why
did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range. |
Why
did the dog run away from home?
Doggone if I know! |
Why
did the dragon swallow the pesky knight?
Because he was a pill. |
Why
did the hens refuse to lay any more eggs?
Because they were tired of working for chicken feed. |
Why
did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay. |
Why
did the outlaw carry a bottle of glue when he went to rob the
stagecoach?
He wanted to stick up the passengers. |
Why
did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway. |
Why
did the sheriff arrest the tree?
Because its leaves rustled. |
Why
did the spy speak in a whisper?
Because he was on a hush-hush mission. |
Why
do people beat their clocks?
To kill time. |
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