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Who
was the first to have a mobile home?
A turtle. |
Why
can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired). |
Why
couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put together again?
Because he wasn't everything he was cracked up to be. |
Why
did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash. |
Why
did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To see if he still wasn't there. |
Why
do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook. |
Why
do people buy things with their credit cards?
They get a charge out of it. |
Why
do they say George Washington couldn't swim?
He was the foundering father of his country. |
Why
do they say George Washington was an orphan?
He was the foundling father of his country. |
Why
do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks. |
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