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What
keys won't open doors?
Don-keys, mon-keys, tur-keys. |
What
kind of car do werewolves buy?
A Wolfswagen. |
What
kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers (engine ears). |
What
kind of fence goes on strike?
A picket fence. |
What
kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut. |
What
kind of tables do people eat?
Vegetables. |
What
kind of test does a vampire take in school?
A blood test. |
What
lottery did the broom win?
The sweepstakes. |
What
makes more noise than a squealing pig?
Two squealing pigs. |
What
room can you bounce around in?
A ballroom. |
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