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What
runs around all day and then lies under the bed with its tongue
hanging out?
Your shoe. |
What
socks do you find in your back yard?
Garden hose. |
What
would happen if you swallowed a frog?
You might croak. |
What
would you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer. |
When
does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it. |
When
does an Irish potato change nationality?
When it is French fried. |
When
is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway. |
When
should you charge a new battery?
When you can't pay cash. |
Where
can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
In the dictionary. |
Where
did the three little kittens find their mittens?
In the Yellow Pages. |
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