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Wacky Riddles

What runs around all day and then lies under the bed with its tongue hanging out?
Your shoe.

What socks do you find in your back yard?
Garden hose.

What would happen if you swallowed a frog?
You might croak.

What would you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer.

When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?
When it is French fried.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway.

When should you charge a new battery?
When you can't pay cash.

Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
In the dictionary.

Where did the three little kittens find their mittens?
In the Yellow Pages.

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