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Where
do Eskimos keep their money?
In snowbanks. |
Where
do fish keep their money?
In river banks. |
Where
do ghosts go for fresh air?
To the sea ghost (coast). |
Where
do hogs keep their money?
In piggy banks. |
Where
do mummies swim?
In the Dead Sea. |
Where
do trees keep their money?
In branch banks. |
Where
do vampires keep their money?
In blood banks. |
Where
do young country dogs sleep?
In pup tents. |
Who
drives away all of his customers?
A taxicab driver. |
Who
is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby is a little Bigger. |
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