Work riddles, job puzzles and brain teasers

Work Riddles

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
Organised grime (crime).

If you crossed a jeweller and a laundry man, what would you have?
Ring around the collar.

What are doctors?
People who practice medicine but charge as if they know it.

What could you call a highly educated and skilled plumber?
A drain surgeon.

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up?
"Some day my prints (prince) will come."

What did the ghost want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Ghost (Coast) Guard.

What did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up?
A gone-gone dancer.

What did the laundry man say to the impatient customer?
"Keep your shirt on!"

What did the little skunk want to be when it grew up?
A big stinker.

What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!"

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