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What did the rabbit want to be when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Hare (Air) Force.
What did the woman say to the adding machine?
"I'm counting on you."
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
What do atomic scientists do when they go on vacation?
They go fission (fishing).
What do historians talk about when they meet?
Old times, of course.
What do you call a minister named "Fiddle?"
Fiddle, D. D.
What do you call an undertaker in the South?
A Southern planter.
What do you call the person who judges art contests?
An artificial (art official).
What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
A diamond cutter.
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
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