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What kind of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack.
What kind of job did the lazy man get?
He stood around so long doing nothing, he became a dust collector.
What kind of job is it easy to stick to?
Working in a glue factory.
What kind of policemen enjoy their work most?
Traffic policemen, because they whistle while they work.
What kind of ribbon do politicians use?
Red tape.
What nail doesn't a carpenter like to hit?
His fingernail.
What person always falls down on the job?
A paratrooper.
What person helps bring up thousands of people?
The elevator operator.
What person tries to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
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