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Why did the man like his work in the towel factory?
It was a very absorbing job.
Why did the pretty school teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet.
Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head?
He was an undercover agent.
Why did the waiter stomp on his customer's hamburger?
Because the customer was in a hurry and told the waiter to step on it.
Why did the woman who mended bowls go crazy?
She was around cracked pots (crackpots) too long.
Why didn't the girl go to work in the wool factory?
Because she was too young to dye (die).
Why do misers talk so little?
Because they don't like to put their two cents in.
Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
Because he is boring.
Why is a drama teacher like the Pony Express?
Because he is a stage coach.
Why is a shoemaker like a clergyman?
Both try to save soles (souls).
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