Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

Are you crazy if you talk to yourself?
Not unless you answer.

At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.

How can you get a cow into a frying pan?
Use shortening.

How can you make varnish disappear?
Take out the R.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

How do you make an elephant float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and add one elephant.

How far can you go into a forest?
Only halfway-after that you would be coming out.

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
One, if it were long enough.

If a millionaire sits on his gold, who sits on silver?
The Lone Ranger.

If you cross a camera and a mirror, what do you get?
A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Riddles from all around the World

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