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Riddles
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Why
did the man buy a set of tools?
Everyone said he had a screw loose. |
Why
did the man climb up to the chandelier?
He was a light sleeper. |
Why
did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod. |
Why
did the old angel die?
He had a harp (heart) attack. |
Why
did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
Because there was a Bird's Eye factory across the street. |
Why
did the pirate put a chicken where he buried his treasure?
Because eggs (X) marks the spot. |
Why
does the Statue of Liberty stand?
Because she can't sit down. |
Why
doesn't Saint Nicholas shave?
Every time he tries, he nicks himself. |
Why
is a grape religious?
Because it comes from divine (the vine). |
Why
is school out at three o'clock?
The bell strikes one, strikes two, strikes threeand you are
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Why
is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting. |
Why
was the kid called "candy bar?"
Because he was half nuts. |
Why
won't people ever go to the moon for their vacation?
Because it lacks atmosphere. |
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