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What do bees do if
they want to use public transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop ! |
What do you get if you
cross a bee with a skunk ?
An animal that stinks and stings ! |
What does a queen bee
do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon ! |
How does a queen bee
get around her hive ?
She's throne ! |
What's black, yellow
and covered in blackberries ?
A bramble bee ! |
What's more dangerous
than being with a fool ?
Fooling with a bee ! |
Why did the bee started
talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical ! |
What is a bee's favourite
classical music composer ?
Bee-thoven ! |
Who writes books for
little bees ?
Bee-trix Potter ! |
What did the bee say
to the naughty bee ?
Bee-hive yourself ! |
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