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What is a devils picket
line called ?
A demonstration! |
What is the demons'
favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends ! |
Why do demons and ghouls
get on so well ?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend ! |
What do you call a demon
who slurps his food ?
A goblin ! |
What is the best way
to get rid of a demon ?
Exorcise a lot ! |
What do foreign devils
speak ?
Devil Dutch ! |
What did the demon do
when he bought a new house ?
He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome" ! |
What do demons have
for breakfast ?
Devilled eggs ! |
What do demons have
on holiday ?
A devil of a time ! |
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