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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater ?
To hide his flea collar !
What is a flea's favourite book ?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What is the most faithful insect ?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
What insect runs away from everything ?
A flee !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
What do you call a cheerful flea ?
A hop-timist!
What did the romantic flea say ?
I love you aw-flea !
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
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