Ghost & Ghoul Jokes  |
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How did the glamorous
ghoul earn her living ?
She was a cover ghoul ! |
What do young ghouls
write their homework in ?
Exorcise books ! |
What keeps ghouls happy
?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining
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What kind of girl does
a mummy take on a date ?
Any old girl he can dig up ! |
What do ghouls do when
they're in hospital ?
They talk about their apparitions ! |
What do you call a ghost's
mother and father ?
Transparents ! |
How did the ghost song
and dance act make a living ?
By appearing in television spooktaculars ! |
Where do mummies go
if they want to swim ?
The Dead Sea ! |
Why were ancient Egyptian
children confused ?
Because their daddies were mummies ! |
Why did the mummy leave
his tomb after 3000 years ?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home
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