Halloween Jokes

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties ? Because there is lots of school spirit !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ? The cat are her !

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed !"

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed ?" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent !"

What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ? He was in high spirits !

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ? Because he just came to pick up his sister !

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ? Because the feathers were still on the chicken !

Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!

Annette Harek (Sat, 29 Oct 2011 06:08:16 -0700): Here is a riddle for you to solve:-what is lighter than a feather and you cannot hold?///.