Halloween Jokes  |
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Why did the boy carry
a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for "tick or tweet" ! |
What do stupid kids
do at Halloween ?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins
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Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing ?
Because they're crab apples ! |
How do you get the most
apples when bobbing at Halloween
Wear a snorkel ! |
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