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How do we know that
insects are so clever ?
Because they always know when your eating outside ! |
What is green and brown,
has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
A pool table ? |
What lives in gum trees
?
Stick insects ! |
What happened to the
man who turned into an insect ?
He just beetled off ! |
What is the insect's
favourite game ?
Cricket ! |
What's an insects best
chat up line ?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken ! |
What has four wheels
and flies ?
A rubbish bin ! |
Where would you put
an injured insect ?
In an antbulance ! |
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