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What do you call a
motor bike belonging to a witch ?
A broooooooom stick ! |
Was Dracula ever married
?
No, he was a bat-chelor! |
What do you get if you
cross a vampire with Al Capone ?
A fangster ! |
Why are skeletons usually
so calm ?
Nothing gets under their skin ! |
What do vampires gamble
with ?
Stake money ! |
What sort of group do
vampires join ?
A blood group ! |
Why do skeletons hate
winter ?
Beacuse the cold goes right through them ! |
What do you call an
old and foolish vampire ?
A silly old sucker ! |
Who is a vampire likely
to fall in love with ?
The girl necks door ! |
What is red, sweet and
bites people ?
A jampire ! |
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