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What is the difference
between school dinners and a pile of slugs ?
School dinners come on a plate ! |
What did the slug say
as he slipped down the wall ?
How slime flies ! |
How do you know your
kitchen floor is dirty ?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean
me" ! |
What did the slug say
to the other who had hit him and run off ?
I'll get you next slime ! |
What was the snail doing
on the highway ?
About one mile a day ! |
What is the definition
of a slug ?
A snail with a housing problem ! |
How do snails get their
shells so shiny ?
They use snail varnish ! |
Why is the snail the
strongest animal ?
Because he carries a house on his back ! |
What do you do when
two snails have a fight ?
Leave them to slug it out ! |
Where do you find giant
snails ?
At the end of giants fingers ! |
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