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What did the spider
say when he broke his new web ?
Darn it ! |
What happened when the
chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
It became a daddy short legs ! |
What do you get if you
cross a tarantula with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it ! |
Why did the spider buy
a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin ! |
What does a spider do
when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall ! |
Why are spiders good
swimmers ?
They have webbed feet ! |
What is red and dangerous
?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly ! |
What did the spider
say to the fly ?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing
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How do you spot a modern
spider ?
He doesn't have a web he had a website ! |
What are spiders webs
good for ?
Spiders ! |
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