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What do you call a
big irish spider ?
Paddy long legs ! |
What is a spiders favourite
TV show ?
The newly web game ! |
What do you get if you
cross a spider and an elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling
then run before it collapses ! |
What do you call a 100
spiders on a tyre ?
A spinning wheel ! |
What would happen if
tarantulas were as big as horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital ! |
What kind of doctors
are like spiders ?
Spin doctors ! |
Why are spiders like
tops ?
They are always spinning ! |
What has 8 legs and
likes living in trees ?
Four anti road protesters ? |
What did the wife spider
say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Your spinning me a yarn here ! |
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