What do you call a
dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
Why does Dracula have
no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
What was the Californian
vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !
What's a vampire's favourite
sport ?
Batminton !
What happened to the
mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !
What do vampires have
at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
What do vampire footballers
have at half times ?
Blood oranges !
How does a vampire like
his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !
Where do vampires go
on holiday ?
The Isle of Fright !
Why did the vampire
take up acting ?
It was in his blood !
Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!
Esme Martin-Jones (Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:19:22 -0700): What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!
Alyssa Reed (Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:23:20 -0800): why did the vampire almost choke on his drink?
they say hey was blood thirsty! :P :) XD.
Mark Ledgerton (Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:08:58 -0800): What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!
Khatura Jones (Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:13:02 -0700): How do flowers ride bicycles?
With there petals
Funny Jokes
in your email every week!
We respect your privacy. You can unsubscribe at any time.
