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What happened when
the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour ?
When he got up he only had three legs ! |
What do you get if you
cross a werewolf and a frog ?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the
road ! |
How do you know if a
werewolf's been in the fridge ?
The paw prints in the butter ! |
How do you know if two
werewolves have been in the fridge ?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter ! |
What does it mean if
you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ?
You had some party the night before ! |
How do you stop a werewolf
chasing you ?
Throw a stick and say fetch ! |
What do you get if you
cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ?
A creature with an all over perm ! |
What happened when the
werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks ! |
Why shouldn't you grab
a werewolf by it's tail ?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end
of you ! |
| I used to be a werewolf
but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww |
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