Witches Jokes  |
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Where did the witch
get her furniture ?
From the ideal gnome exhibition ! |
Why did the witch put
her broom in the wash ?
She wanted a clean sweep ! |
How did the witch feel
after she was run over by a car ?
Tyred ! |
What has six legs and
flies ?
A witch giving her cat a ride ! |
What has handles and
flies ?
A witch in a dustbin ! |
What is evil and ugly
and bounces ?
A witch on a trampoline ! |
What did the doctor
say to the witch in hospital ?
With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a
spell ! |
What do witches race
on ?
Vroomsticks ! |
What name did the witch
give to her cooking pot ?
It was called-Ron ! |
How do witches lose
weight ?
They join weight witches! |
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