Bored with school jokes  |
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Our teacher talks to
herself does yours ?
Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually
listening ! |
Teacher: Why didn't
you answer me ?
Pupil: I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you ! |
Teacher: I'd like to
go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
Pupil: You have my permission ! |
Teacher: Will you stop
looking at the clock at the wall and pay attention
Time will pass, but will you ! |
I didn't do my homework
because I lost my memory
When did this start ?
When did what start ! |
The brain
is a wonder ful thing
Why
do you say that ?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops
until you get asked a question in class ! |
When I was you age I
thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school
I agree, I don't think much of it myself ! |
Be sure that you go
straight home
I can't, I live just round the corner ! |
Playing truant from
school is like a credit card
Fun now, pay later ! |
Laugh and the class
laughs with you.
But you get detention alone ! |
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