Aardvark
A vark that thinks it's tough ! |
Abdomen
Men with beer bellies ! |
Abigail
Strong wind heard in a monastery
! |
Absent
Minded
Oh ! I seem to have forgotten this
one ! |
Absolute
The best musical instrument in the
World, ever ! |
Abundance
Lots of dancing cakes |
Abyss
An abbot's wife |
Accidental
When you fall and knock your teth
out on the way to the dentist |
Acorn
An oak in a nutshell |
Actor
A man who tries to be everything
but himself |
Adult
A person who has stopped growing
at both ends and has started growing in the middle |
Advertising
Makes you think you've always wanted
something that you've never heard of before |
Afford
A very popular make of car |
Angler
Someone who is good at maths |
Alarm
Clock
Something to scare the living daylight
into you |
Announce
One sixteenth of a pound |
Antelope
When two ants run off to get married |
Anti-body
Uncle's fat wife |
Anti-freeze
A female relative from Greenland |
Apex
An old gorilla girlfriend |
Appear
Something you fish off |
Apricots
Beds for baby monkeys |
Archeologist
A person who's career lies in ruins |
Area
Code
A cold that hits one part of the
country at a time |
Armies
The things you have up your sleevies |
Aromatic
Early machine for making arrows
|
Arrest
Something you take when you are
tired |
Ashtray
A place where people put out cigarettes
when the room doesn't have a carpet |
Astronaut
When a spaceman scores nothing in
his maths exam |
Astronomer
A night watchman |
Atom
A male cat |
Atomic
Bomb
Something that makes molehills out
of mountains |
Attack
A small nail |
Attendance
Dance for 10 people |
Auctioneer
A man who looks forbidding |
Audio
Visual
Sign language |
Autobiography
A car's log book |
Autograph
A chart showing the sales of cars |
Automate
When your best friend is a robot |
