Earwig
A piece of false hair worn over
the ears |
Echo
The only thing that can't stop you
getting the last word |
Eclipse
What the Martian gardener does with
his hedges |
Editor
Teacher who can throw chalk accurately
over 25 metres |
Effortless
Sleeping through an exam |
Elastic
band
Group who play rubber instruments |
Elderberry
Oldest berry on the plant |
Electric
Eel
Fish that swims in strong currents |
Electrician
A switch doctor |
Elliptical
A kiss from a man with a moustache |
Emphasis
When your sister shouts at you |
Emulate
Ostrich pretending to be an Emu |
English
Channel
A British television station |
Engraving
Vampire's hobby |
Epitaph
A statement that lies above about
the person that lies below |
Equinox
Strange tapping noises usually heard
in haunted houses after dark |
Eraser
What the artist's wife said when
she saw him drawing a nude |
Eros
Brave people |
Evaporated
Dried water - just add liquid |
Eve
What you shout at the start of a
tug-o-war |
Experience
What people call their mistakes |
Experiment
What scientists did 100 years ago
and you are still doing in school |
Expert
Someone who used to be a Pert |
Explosion
Result of experiment |
Extinct
A dead skunk |
Eyecatching
Game played by monsters |
