Galleon
Fuel measure for old ships |
Gallery
A home for girls |
Gallows
Where no noose is good noose |
Gamekeeper
Teacher who confiscates computer
games in class |
Gangrene
A group of martians |
Gargoyle
Pulling faces when gargling |
Generally
An Arab general |
Generation
Gap
The distance you keep behind your
parents when they do something embarrasing, like dancing
in supermarkets |
Gherkin
Relatives of a Gher |
Gladiator
How a monster felt after lunch |
Goal
Mouth
Someone shouting from behind the
nets |
Goblet
A small turkey |
Gondolier
When you've wiped the grin off your
face |
Gossip
Letting the chat out of the bag |
Granary
A home for grannies |
Green
Belt
Something which holds your pants
up with recycled materials |
Gripe
Water
The sort of rain that make people
complain |