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Ice
Cap
What your knee is when you fall
on it when ice-skating |
Ice
Cream
But only when I'm frightened |
Iceberg
A kind of permanent wave |
Iced
Lolly
Eskimo money |
Ice
Skid stuff |
Icicle
An eavesdropper |
Identical
Twins who laugh at the same time
when you tickle them |
Idolise
Lazy eyeballs |
Igloo
An icicle made for two |
Ignorance
when you don't know something and
somebody finds out |
Illegal
A sick bird of prey |
Illiteracy
Disease caught from books |
Impale
White-faced Red Indian |
Impassable
A slippery football |
Impeccable
Hidden away from birds |
Impediment
Broken bicycle |
Impersonate
Cannibals dinner guest |
Impious
A religous elf |
Improvement
A guest who is always welcome to
stay, as in 'There's always room for improvement' |
Income
You try to make it first, then you
try to make it last |
Incongrous
Where American laws are made |
Indistinct
Where the dirty dishes go |
Information
How planes fly at an air show |
Inkling
A very small pen |
Intense
A camping holiday |
Introduce
Orange drink served at start of
match |
Irony
The instrument used for pressing
clothes on an ironing board |
Italic
Italian smart alec |
