Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs |
Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo |
Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing |
Last
Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole
school day |
Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits |
Laughing
Stock
Funny Oxo cube |
Launch
Pad
Throw notebook at someone |
Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled |
Lazy
Bones
Idle skeleton |
Lemon
Squash
When an elephant sits down in a
greengrocers |
Leopard
A dotted lion, as in 'to open this
packet tear along the dotted line' |
Lettuce
Salad
Correspondence you can ear |
Lie
Detector
Head Teacher |
Light
Sleeper
Someone who goes to bed in a chandelier |
Linesman
Bad tempered teacher |
Lithe
Falsehoods told by someone who lisps |
Lobster
A tennis player |
Logarithms
Wooden dance tunes |
Lost
Chord
Something you look for when playing
Haydn seek (after you've been to the shops with your Chopin
Liszt) |
Luck
When a man picks up a horse-shoe
on the road, and is knocked by a car into a field o four-leafed
clovers as a black cat walks by |
Luxury
Something that costs $5 to make
and $105 to sell |
Lyre
A dishonest harp |
