Waiter
Someone who thinks money grows on
trays |
Walkie-Talkie
A parrot out for a stroll |
Washable
Giving a bath to a bull |
Watchdog
An animal that goes 'woof, tick,
woof, tick, woof, tick' |
Water
Thirst aid |
Water
Bed
Where crabs sleep |
Water
Polo
What horses playy in the swimming
pool |
Water
Table
Where fish eat their dinners |
Wear
and Tear
What oversized monsters do with
their clothes |
Wedding
Ring
A metal tourniquet worn on the left
hand to stop circulation |
Weight
Watcher
Someone who looks at his tum in
the mirror all day long |
Whisky
Two pints of which make one cavort |
Wholesome
The only thing in the world you
can take whole and still have some left |
Wigwam
When your wig falls over your eyes
and you walk into a lamp post |
Wind
Air in a hurry |
Window
Shopping
Going out to buy new windows for
the house |
Wine
The noise made by an unhappy bottle
of alcohol |
Winter
Twelve months in England |
Wireless
A human puppet |
Witch
Craft
Broomstick |
Woe
The opposite of 'giddy-up' |
Wolf
Whistle
What a fox referee uses |
Wonkey
Unsteady donkey |
Woodworm
A do-it-yourself carpenter |
Wrap
Music for mummies |
