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Where do hamsters come
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Hampsterdam ! |
What is heavier, a full
moon or a half moon ?
The full moon because it's lighter ! |
What town in England
makes terrible sandwiches ?
Oldham ! |
What would you call
theft in Peking ?
A Chinese takeaway ! |
Why do polar bears have
fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in anoraks ! |
Why are
goldfish red ?
The water turns them rusty ! |
Who invented fire ?
Some bright spark ! |
Where does success come
before work ?
In the dictionary ! |
Why did cavemen draw
pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls ?
Because they couldn't spell their names ! |
What animals are on
legal documents ?
Seals ! |
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